But, I swear, it’s only partly my fault. Mommy really needs to take some responsibility. Here’s the thing, I’m really good about not peeing outside my cage, but mommy has never actually potty-trained me. So, the fact that I rarely do it just proves how smart and good I really am. I just have to remember, and I’m not always good at that, so I’ve had some accidents. Like I did last night during playtime when I peed on some of mommy’s text books and a soundtrack. Mommy got mad. She put me back in my cage, thusly ending playtime. If she would just get me a litterbox, none of this would ever happen again.
Then later…….I’ve mentioned how I sometimes eat my fur. Well, I was working on some matted areas around my nether region, and I pulled a bit out. I decided that it tasted good, so I started to eat it. I know I’m not supposed to, but I just wanted to. Mommy saw this and got mad again. She pulled the fur out of my mouth and flushed it. Then she told me that was the reason I get tummy aches and “nucky stuff” and good bunnies don’t eat their fur. That one was my fault. I knew better, I just….and I know not to pee outside the cage to, but it isn’t automatic like it would be if I were trained.
I don’t like it when mommy’s mad at me. It was just the one-two punch of peeing on mommy’s stuff and eating my fur…..I had a really bad day yesterday.
Hey, mommy should be glad I didn’t pee on the carpet. Right?
Mommy didn’t seem mad a me this morning. And there’s the whole me being a pet thing, which means that she can’t be mad at me even when she is. But, I still don’t like it.